The Philosophy of Hills

Sometimes you just wish, when you're riding, or walking, or doing any running, that everything was downhill. Well, it is! Here's an example - see - this guy, Guy A, you, is going uphill. Now, lets imagine guy B. He's fat and moves really slow, but he's already at the top of the hill! That because -

1. He might have already gone through the path at the top
2. You are slower
3. You don't realise that the world is downhill

To Guy B, the hill is downhill.

To Guy A, tough luck, it's up.

But hey, wishes come true - 

Because the world really is downhill.

ALL of it

All of it
All of it!

So next time, just remember. The world really is downhill.